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Never get caught off guard again! Cylon Safety Information Sheet #8, issued by QMx on behalf of the Colonial Ministry of Information, contains 10 tips that can save your life and the lives of your fellow Colonials, so heed them well:
- ★Do they ask questions about classified subjects?
- ★Do they seem unusually strong, smart or self-assured?
- ★Do they say God instead of Gods?
- ★Have you seen them before, but you know it's not the same person?
- ★Do you see them hanging around secured or restricted areas?
- ★Do they seem to hear music that no one else can hear?
- ★Do they seem unusually fearless, as if death has no meaning for them?
- ★Do they exhibit sociopathic behavior around other humans, especially defenseless children?
- ★Are they unusually adept, almost empathic, with machines?
- ★Does their spine glow red when they get... excited?
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