Tuesday, December 18, 2007

How To Spot a Cylon


Get your favorite nerd a great stocking stuffer here.

Never get caught off guard again! Cylon Safety Information Sheet #8, issued by QMx on behalf of the Colonial Ministry of Information, contains 10 tips that can save your life and the lives of your fellow Colonials, so heed them well:
  1. Do they ask questions about classified subjects?
  2. Do they seem unusually strong, smart or self-assured?
  3. Do they say God instead of Gods?
  4. Have you seen them before, but you know it's not the same person?
  5. Do you see them hanging around secured or restricted areas?
  6. Do they seem to hear music that no one else can hear?
  7. Do they seem unusually fearless, as if death has no meaning for them?
  8. Do they exhibit sociopathic behavior around other humans, especially defenseless children?
  9. Are they unusually adept, almost empathic, with machines?
  10. Does their spine glow red when they get... excited?

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