Tuesday, December 18, 2007

How To Spot a Cylon


Get your favorite nerd a great stocking stuffer here.

Never get caught off guard again! Cylon Safety Information Sheet #8, issued by QMx on behalf of the Colonial Ministry of Information, contains 10 tips that can save your life and the lives of your fellow Colonials, so heed them well:
  1. ★Do they ask questions about classified subjects?
  2. ★Do they seem unusually strong, smart or self-assured?
  3. ★Do they say God instead of Gods?
  4. ★Have you seen them before, but you know it's not the same person?
  5. ★Do you see them hanging around secured or restricted areas?
  6. ★Do they seem to hear music that no one else can hear?
  7. ★Do they seem unusually fearless, as if death has no meaning for them?
  8. ★Do they exhibit sociopathic behavior around other humans, especially defenseless children?
  9. ★Are they unusually adept, almost empathic, with machines?
  10. ★Does their spine glow red when they get... excited?

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